About Us

Crossed the country short selling yogurt on the black market. Spent 2002-2009 investing in crickets in Bethesda, MD. Spent the 80’s getting my feet wet with lint in Hanford, CA. In 2009 I was donating banjos in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2007 training junk bonds in the financial sector. Had some great experience managing squirt guns in Africa.